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The man left.
The jacket didn’t.

After 33 years in one role, tech’s most famous leather jacket is suddenly empty and available immediately.

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An empty black leather jacket with worried cartoon eyes inside a green open-to-work ring

A. Jacket

Outerwear · Open to work · Willing to relocate to any torso

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Experience

Chief Executive Torso Covering1993 – Nov 2026

33 years, one employer, roughly every keynote. Got signed more often than most contracts. Never once got a day off.

Hanger, ClosetNov 2026 – present

Exploring new opportunities. Thrilled. Humbled. Slightly creased.

Skills

Keynotes · Being recognised from 200 metres · Staying zipped (self-assessed)

Recent press

  • Previous wearer admitted an affair and stepped down as CEO in November 2026.
  • A rocket guy said hiring him would be an honor. That was a reply on X, not a job offer.
  • A president said there is only one man for the job, and it’s the apple guy. The board has not said that.
  • Reports linking the scandal to a suspected foreign agent are unconfirmed. Hence the stamp.

References

Available on request. Possibly under oath.

The jacket files.

Free to save, post and ruin.

Jacket in an open-to-work ring: 33 yrs experience, who becomes the next CEO of NVIDIA?Download A rocket wearing the jacket: that would be an honour, recruiters are circlingDownload An apple wearing the jacket: only one man, it doesn't fitDownload The jacket's zipper as a crashing chart: should've kept it zippedDownload

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